Ladies, gentlemen, and those of you in between: I give you some inexplicable fanservice.

I also found Gordon’s sexy bod distracting. It took a long time to get right and I still made a lot of mistakes overall, but it was worth it. Just look at those abs. LOOK AT THEM.

If Bananas for Breakfast had more fans, today’s comic would be a gift to Rex/Gordon shippers (“Gorex shippers”). Remove the dialog and you’ve got a much sexier romance comic instead of an Arrested Development joke. Although “blue myself” is probably a euphemism, but I’d rather not find out what for.