Where are we?

by Roxanne on December 14, 2011 at 8:39 PM
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I’m in graduate school finals. That’s where I am. Luckily, I’ll be out of that abyss by this time next week, so who knows, maybe we’ll finish up this storyline by 2012.

In the meantime, read our archives, wish Matt a Happy Birthday, badger Fred into giving you some free clothes, visit some of our friends, or, if you’re like me, curl up into a little ball and pray for death until the work goes away.*

See you on the other side. We miss you.

*Actually, it’s more like praying for naps.

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The Monster Approacheth

by Fred on November 30, 2011 at 1:14 AM
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Man, people in this comic strip do costume changes faster than the cast of Shrek the Musical. Hey-oh! (Joke bombs. Author killed. New comic written).

I love call-backs in comic strips, which helps to explain why today we’re featuring another stand against the award for mediocrity that was Best Picture being given to The King’s Speech. That was a fine movie with great actors, but Social Network, that strove to be something more.

Haters who gonna hate, the comments are open.

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This Is My Rifle

by Fred on November 26, 2011 at 4:18 AM
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Yet another turn for the worse for our intrepid heroes! It seems the only solution is to put Rex down. Or is it? Duh-duh-duh!

While you wait for Tuesday’s update, definitely appreciate the hard work and skill that went into those guns. Like you could just take them down off the wall and go to work, killing banana monsters. If that was your line of work or something.

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Familiar Faces

by Fred on November 19, 2011 at 9:38 PM
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Hey, it’s that guy! You remember, that guy! You know the one. He’s around all the time. Smells like money. And cologne. But mostly money. Dig that all money smoking jacket. Nice touch. Classy.

I know we’re about three weeks past Halloween, but we’re almost done, and it’s about that time for a story about a vicious were-banana and his roommate. The crispness in the air just screams for banana flavored horror. Full of potassium.

 

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Ululululululululation

by Fred on November 5, 2011 at 2:07 PM
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Ululation. I guess my college education wasn’t a waste. And I wonder what’s got Rex so spooked? I’m sure readers paying attention can figure out what’s going on here. Thankfully, Gordon and Rex exist in a world of banana monsters, and as such it will take them a little longer to get to right place, providing us with more dramatic tension! Huzzah!

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